Guitar Diet

Eating virtually nothing but Ramen Noodles, as would a low-income college guitarist saving up for a guitar/amp/gear.

Dude: Dude, you can't afford that effects pedal!
Guitarist: Hey, it's no problem, I'm cool with the guitar diet.

by Fat Tony Giovanni April 27, 2007

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

Guitar Hero Eyes

When after playing a long ass song on Guitar Hero, everything seems to move toward you.

Dude, playing "One" made me get Guitar Hero eyes.

by Lily_of_Geeks July 24, 2009

guitar

1. A wonderful invention that can be used for extreme evil or awesome awesomeness. Wielders often kill people who try to touch their guitars without permission; this is commonly referred to as guitar rage, and it is advised that you don't try it.

2. Can stand for the phrase "at playing" *

3. Guitar Hero 3 ^

4. Also referred to as an ax because of it's power.

*see example 1 & 3
^see example 4

1. Your guitar is trashy. (could be def 1 or 2)

2. Can I play your guitar? (advised way to play a guitar that is not yours)

3. You suck at guitar! (don't say unless they really do)

4. You want to go play some guitar after school?

by raesiclesfornoone'sface January 16, 2008

guitar teacher

A guy who teaches you how to play a guitar. He's usually 30 years old, but he behaves like a child. You will totally spend time with him because he's the coolest person you've ever met. You will become obcessed about him, for sure.

guitar teacher: Hi!
you: Hi!
guitar teacher: Let's go to a concert.
you: Ok! How about the lesson?
guitar teacher: Who gives a fuck?

by PseudoMetalHead April 2, 2011

air guitar

In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen

watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship

by Stutley November 12, 2004

guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007