by james brandon August 8, 2006
Get the grafted mug.A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
by machine119 November 21, 2004
Get the gooftard mug.An online side hustle that consists of expressing political opinions, usually right-wing, and then asking for financial support in order to continute to express those opinions. In this context, grift implies that either A) the opinions are just a performance (and not actually held by the speaker, so the grift is just an act to make money), or B) the need for financial support is significantly overstated, typically by stoking fears of being censored. Thus, a genuinely opinionated online presence with a small amount of support is not considered a grift.
She used to be an Instragram influencer, but I think she wasn't making money on that. Now she just makes flat earth YouTube videos to grift.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
Get the grift mug.If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.
by b-costello December 13, 2010
Get the Groffer mug.I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.
by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011
Get the Grontch mug.adj. When you enter a room or conversation like you're going to burn the place down with your intense eyeballs
Have a groffsauce day.
by Prynne Cessa October 29, 2011
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