(A person praying): Dear heavenly father please forgive me for my sins and thank you for everything Amen. GOD: ofc I forgive you my child just don't do it again
by I love Jesus & God November 18, 2020
God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
by god April 20, 2005
Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.
by Alison :) April 26, 2008
(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)
by M April 15, 2005
by Durrikan May 31, 2004
1. The force of a divine being.
2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
3. Fate
2. KARMA -The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
3. Fate
Never underestimate God's will.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2005
1. A "being" a large fraction of the worlds population swear loyalty to and praise, yet has no proof of existence.
2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.
2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.
by Higherbeing June 19, 2004