Girth boy

A man with a penis so big that you can mistake it with the following... (football, gatorade bottle, meat loaf, baby's arm)

claudia: "I was fuckin this guy the other day and his dick was so big my baby just walked out... he sounded like Arnold Shewarzenegger and he was screaming IM GIRTH BOY!!" Exs 2. " cleadis: "I fucked this girl so hard the other day that after I got done fucking her I threw a football at her pussy and her pussy caught it like Randy Moss."

by Girth boy December 26, 2008

girthquake

an earthquake or tremor caused by the walking jumping or just general motion cause by a fat person

tom: oh my gosh no! here comes jeffery johnson its gonna be a 10.0 girthquake

bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!

by tom beotch! November 30, 2006

Girth

The Space under a fat persons stomach that eats anything it sees

"Ommieds Girth Almost Ate my Hand"

by lulzbriss July 7, 2008

girthquake

the shuddering that a thick woman's body goes through during vigorous sex.

i was so amped on getting with bertha last night that she experienced a full-blown girthquake.

by squoze.lemmins September 6, 2009

Girthic

Have properties of or pertaining to girth. Mainly used when talking about someone who is large.

Did you hear Derek has a girl friend? Man she is girthic!

by N. Steve February 18, 2010

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

Girthling

someone who has a very girthy cock.

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011