fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser

Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!

by jim283452053 November 15, 2010

Fartdon

noun: fartdon
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for a fart or gaseous offense.

Fartdon me, I ate chili for lunch.

by Bubble Wizard May 1, 2020

fartemis

The name for someone descended from the greek god artemis and her godly farts. This means you are an ambassador on earth to her godly farts.

"Have you heard Jessica's farts?"
"Yeah, she's a fartemis for sure!"

by NotAWabbit January 6, 2022

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

fared

adj. when ya dun work somewhere no more

PSX_Cheatster: ya'll are fared!
Romeo: fared?
PSX_Cheatster: Yes, fared
* Romeo looks fared up...
PSX_Cheatster: as in ya dun work here no more
Romeo: everyone talking now doesn't work here....
Gashabras: wow
PSX_Cheatster: well duh... I just fared ya'll

by PSX_Cheatster February 24, 2005

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009