Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005

define

To describe a word's meaning.

Will you define that for me?

by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

Define me:

A feature of the UrbanDictionary.com home page that never updates, resulting in hordes of new definitions for terms that are already more than sufficiently defined, and no definitions at all for terms people want defined.

cut corners, 6lue, as a friend, spilt milk, beagle, that's the way the pickle squirts, that's the way the cookie crumbles, I like you for who you are, fair and balanced

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

urban dictionary definer

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".

The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

by Doomon April 16, 2008

definetly

Misspelling of a difficult English word. Also a lifestyle choice for the modern renaissance man (poser, pick-up artist).

Dude, really, have you definetly seen www.d-e-f-i-n-e-t-l-y.com yet? It's the shizzle.

by Apmid Smith August 13, 2007

define.php

<blink> and HTML internet code used to redirect into the internal version of the website (same domain)

oh now i breaked the urban dictionnary

define.php break my website
guy2 DAMN NOOB U DON KNO HOW TO CODE

by P0pbob April 19, 2021