dane cook

A chuckle-at-best of a comedian who will disappear as quick as he came. 20 years from now, he'll be as memorable as Yakov Shmirnoff or Paula Poundstone. You may have already forgotten about him and his stolen, tired act by the time your done reading this.

guy: what the hell is wrong with your hand?
dude: it's the sufi. You know.... Dane Cook.
guy: Who?...oh right that guy. (pause) I hate that I know you.

by 90% Airzooka August 23, 2007

dane cook

unfunny

dane cook is unfunny

by mrintelectual October 18, 2008

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!

Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious

by BonBonsy July 15, 2009

Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful

by Boogaboogaboo92 June 4, 2020

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 16, 2007

dane

A little faggot who thinks he’s the shit because he co-owns a “healthy fast food” restaurant, but in reality he’s a pussy who wears ankle socks and is easily slappable. He’s also half jewish. But he’s a pussy. Fuck dane

Fuck dane

by Dane hoffman October 2, 2017