Definitions by Ireallydontlikeu69

Prairie Dog 

When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.

Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.

Prairie Dog by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 7, 2021

Snitch 

A bullshit word which makes it so you can’t stick up for yourself. There’s no point in even sticking up for yourself by telling someone without being called a snitch. There’s a big difference between being a snitch in a criminal or gang sense and a school sense.

Miles: That little snitch told on me again.
Adam: Well, you were relentlessly bullying him.

Snitch by Ireallydontlikeu69 February 17, 2020

Why’m’st’d’ve 

The superior version of Why.
Whompst’d’ve’s younger brother.

Hey guys Why’m’st’d’ve did you bang my girl?

Why’m’st’d’ve by Ireallydontlikeu69 December 6, 2019

Coconut challenge 

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

Coconut challenge by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019

Yeeto the Cheeto 

A more civilized word for masturbate.

Hey dad, I’m off to Yeeto the Cheeto.

Oh wait. My dad is gone

Yeeto the Cheeto by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 13, 2019

Dane Cook 

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

Dane Cook by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019

Lil xan 

A 22 year old who looks 13 and once got sent to the hospital for eating Cheetos.

Guy: Hey lil Xan, are you sure you should eat that second bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos?
Lil Xan: Shut the fuck up. I’ll eat what I want.

*Lil Xan fucking dies*

Lil xan by Ireallydontlikeu69 May 14, 2019