chinaman's definitions

Julia Roberts' Kiss

n.

A kiss that leaves the recipient dripping with saliva. Best demonstrated when kissed by big-mouthed, tongue-wagging monster like Julia Roberts.

Holy crap, I needed a towel after that Julia Roberts' kiss... FROM JULIA ROBERTS.

by chinaman December 16, 2005

Elbow

adj. n.

Oftentimes used as a synonym for the word butt. Contains derogatory connotations when used as an adjective and is generally considered an insult. Can also be used as a noun.

You elbow, you shot my dog!

Shoot man, last night was so crazy - she let me stick it in her elbow!

by chinaman July 22, 2005

dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 16, 2007