Definitions by chinaman

dane cook 

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

dane cook by chinaman February 16, 2007

Julia Roberts' Kiss 

n.

A kiss that leaves the recipient dripping with saliva. Best demonstrated when kissed by big-mouthed, tongue-wagging monster like Julia Roberts.

Holy crap, I needed a towel after that Julia Roberts' kiss... FROM JULIA ROBERTS.

Julia Roberts' Kiss by chinaman December 16, 2005

Elbow 

adj. n.

Oftentimes used as a synonym for the word butt. Contains derogatory connotations when used as an adjective and is generally considered an insult. Can also be used as a noun.

You elbow, you shot my dog!

Shoot man, last night was so crazy - she let me stick it in her elbow!

Elbow by chinaman July 22, 2005