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king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.
King Diamond is your lord and master.
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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Diamond Scale

A scale for rating girls' attractiveness that is less subjective than the traditional 1-10 scale. Referred to as the diamond scale because there are very few on the extremes and the vast majority in the center. Scale runs 1-5, from best to worst.

1= Unrealistically hot. Top .0001% of girls. Pretty much restricted to top-tier celebrities, not a term you can just throw around. You see only a handful of these in your lifetime.

2= Extemely attractive. No significant flaws, and close to universally desired. Top 1-2% of girls.

3- = Basically the girl in a group that is clearly more attractive than the others. Anyone definitely referred to as "hot", someone that people would go out of their way to get with. About 15-20% of girls.

3 = 60-70% of girls. All decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. Realistically, they're not really significantly better or worse than each other.

3+ = Not your first choice, but you'd go for it if inebriated or desperate. Most butterfaces fall into this category, except for a few that might climb into the 3 range. About as common as 3-'s.

4= Distinctly unattractive. Someone you would get made fun of at length and universally for getting with. Roughly as common as 2's.

5= Horrendous. You see these only very rarely, about as much as 1's. These go beyond the realm of "typical ugly", and usually require deformities or other highly unusual issues with their appearance.
"Dude, that chick over there. Diamond scale."
"2."
"No way, just a 3-. You don't just hand out 2's."
"True. 3-. Her friends are all 3's. Except for the butterface on the end, that's a 3+."

"Man, he got so drunk he actually got with that girl..."
"You've got to be kidding. She's a total 4."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
by diamondscaleftw October 31, 2011
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Diamond Birthday

When your age and the year you were born are the same number
This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.
by Joe Cash October 17, 2010
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Dustin Diamond

1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007
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Baltimore Diamonds

The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.
I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.

I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.
by H. L. Mencken July 17, 2009
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diamond girl

The girl a guy wants to marry/ propose marriage to.
"You're my diamond girl, you're the one i put the rock on."
by Bergy Berg March 21, 2008
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Diamante

Diamante is a smart individual quiet but don't knock that because if needed poppin off isn't a problem usually dosent start drama nor takes bullying to well strong anger problems but controllable very sweet and caring sometimes to caring makes one fall in love instantly never gives up on what they want but also never fight over it always comes to get what they want in the end devilish little minds Diamantes have but Angels at heart don't sleep on Diamantes they always come to show a difference wen they step out they show out style is incredible great taste mainly love dark skins positive people and always willing to help others with problems labeled to bee DIFFERENT
Smart different devilish angels diamante
by Loves Persuasion April 23, 2014
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