Dashboard

During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.

He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.

by marlowe9 October 19, 2010

dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.

Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”

by Chris Sentmier May 25, 2007

dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.

Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

dashboarding

a form of female masturbation that takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...

...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!

by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007

dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

An emo band which is largely listened to by spoiled rich kids who live very pampered lives, in the hopes that it makes them appear to be deep and thoughtful. Also, it turns guys into large vaginas, due to their liking it to impress their girlfriends.

Dashboard Confessionals suck, do you really need an example?

by Someone who likes good music July 3, 2006

dashboard confessional

pussies who cry and whine about their girlfriend dumping them and not getting any pussy

music isn't muysic unless its fueled by pussified fags on estrogen

by dyke November 9, 2004