crystal cock

When a man has been using speed and gets a rock hard erection.

"oh baby.... c'mon ov'r here and sit on my crystal cock and hit my bulby!"

by BarnMac May 9, 2008

Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

by The Jacketman June 11, 2006

Crystin

Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.

I am hangin with Crystin tonight.

by Chrysanthemum501 February 3, 2010

Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

Crystal Queen

Gay crystal meth user.

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.

by E. Haller March 2, 2004

crystallized

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.

When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.

by laxuo June 29, 2011