Bulgarian Crumpet

when a guy ejaculates over a crumpet/Pickett or teacake of similar statues. leaving just enough juices to ooze though it, His Partner must eat the cake in order to please his needs.

Sarah was feeling frisky at breakfast so she asked John to give her a Bulgarian Crumpet

by FizzyFee123 April 5, 2017

Nick Crompton

A type of mammal that is on his earth,

"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"

Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Crumplet

A smaller than average Crumpet.

Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!

by Rodney Bruce October 10, 2009

Soggy Crumpet

Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.

After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.

Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.

by Johnny Jerk Off December 14, 2014

Nick Crompton

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.

"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"

by Jazz Speller September 21, 2017

crumped

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

by livinlife April 12, 2008