4 definition by Jazz Speller

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.