A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
Get the Crumple Plopper mug.a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.
if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga
by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013
Get the crumb nigga mug.1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
Get the Toilet Crums mug.A badass who usually ends up making things worse for his comrades.
A man who has terrible coordination, but seems to have a good amount of common sense.
A man who has terrible coordination, but seems to have a good amount of common sense.
Stupid McButtface: "uhh, sir why is the self destruct sequence activating?"
Joe: (yelling) "CRUMCLUTZ!!!"
Joe: (yelling) "CRUMCLUTZ!!!"
by Chief 117 September 24, 2010
Get the Crumclutz mug.Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.
Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.
Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!
Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!
by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008
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Get the crummy mug.One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
by huckabee January 11, 2008
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