dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

Passive Aggressive Courting

The indirect expression of affection characterized by self-deprecating comments, pointed sub-tweeting and circuitous social maneuvering. A passive aggressive courter will never directly communicate his/her affections.

"Jamie said I was intelligent, gorgeous, soft-spoken, and way out of their league. Talk about passive aggressive courting."

by LCPtheatre November 15, 2014

stage curtains

extremly large red pissflaps.flaps that hang out of the vagina excessively.

that filthy slag has the largest stage curtains ive ever seen. i then proceeded to suck on her fat stage curtains followed by me taking a tip on her face.and then farting into her mouth and then i took a burst on her face. oh yeah

by Andrew McColl June 2, 2008

Hanging Curtains of Babylon

Term for slightly overstretched labia. Horrendous insult that should only be used under extreme duress or for cheap laughs. Wil lresult in violence or bemusement.

"Fuck off, don't talk about my funny-shaped cock, your minge is like the hanging curtains of Babylon."

by Nathdogg September 11, 2003

Curtain

When someone is being an absolute dick. Usually a mess about insult but can be taken seriously .

Person 1: oi you stop being a fuckin curtain

Person 2: sorry

by Getmeoffthissite January 8, 2020

Boerewors Curtain

The Jukskei River in Gauteng, South Africa.

The name is taken from boerewors (Traditional South Africa sausage used as a reference to the Afrikaans language) and the Iron Curtain (The border between communist East and Capitalist West during the Cold War)

This river lies between Pretoria(largely Afrikaans speaking) and Johannesburg (largely english speaking).

Boerewors Curtain refers to the river that lies between them, You are going behind it when you cross the Juksei river from Johannesburg and emerging from it, crossing from Pretoria.

The language barrier between the two cities.

We just crossed the Boerewors Curtain, *Nou kan ons weer afrikaans praat.

*Now we kan speak afrikaans again.

by afridaan February 28, 2011