confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003

Confunked

Dazed or confused but in a high way!!

How are ya bro?
Im confunked!!!

by Thushaan November 6, 2003

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004

Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

by milltools December 31, 2011

confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Conefucked

When you try to help someone but you end up screwing them over in the process never intending to do so.

My buddy moved my car so I did not get a ticket and conefucked me when some jerk crashed into him.

by Packer backer52 July 27, 2017

Confucious

Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear.

This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,

As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"

"I am Confucious"

by Kaaaton June 23, 2020