Polish Coffee

A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.

Classic Polish coffee:

50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk

Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.

"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"

by charliemurphyyyyyy October 17, 2011

Brazilian Coffee

When a person puts a coffee filter and coffee pot underneath their ass and takes an explosive shit. The filter will filter out the chunks so only the sweet sweet liquid is in the pot. This can be heated up later to make some delicious Brazilian coffee.

I want a nice hot cup of freshly brewed Brazilian coffee.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

Coffee Fag

A homosexual who comes into class 5 minutes late carrying a tray of assorted hot and cold coffee drinks for a few of his friends.

Girl #1: Check out that coffee fag!
Girl#2: Hey be nice! If we friend him he will bring us coffee.
Girl #1: I suppose... but I'm still going to call him a coffee fag.

by Zeus12 February 28, 2013

Double Coffee

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."

Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!

by Mike61659 September 13, 2009

Twyford CofE High School

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

Coffee Shits

After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.

Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 28, 2010

coffee drunk

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...

"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."

by Benny D1 May 14, 2007