colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

Coomer

Somebody who's best friend is their dick.

Ok coomer.

by mymiddlenameisliterallybitch September 10, 2020

commercialism

See Christmas.

Wonder why it's called Christmas, was it about Jesus nah C for commercialism. Also applies to any other major holidays, Hollywood, the RIAA, etc.

by JCP10010allah July 11, 2010

Stephen Colbert

Is the host of the satirical fake news show "The Colbert Report" as Stephen Colbert. Probably the funniest guy currently on television. Has a surprising amount of fangirls, which in itself is really creepy.

Stephen Colbert plays Stephen Colbert in "The Colbert Report".

by Camnation January 5, 2007

commercial rap

Rap for the club. Always confused when people call it hiphop (when hip hop is a culture, and hip hop music is rap). Commercial rap is also used as the single or main promotion song for an artist's album.

Snap Yo Fingers is like the best commercial rap song out!

by poolpimp August 9, 2006

Stephen Colbert

Fictional charater played by Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report.

That's not really Stephen Colbert, he's just playing the part of Stephen Colbert

by Action Steve December 8, 2006

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006