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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.
by bone July 20, 2004
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cocksucker ass-pirate

1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.
Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.
by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010
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Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!
by eda-skip March 16, 2022
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Cocksucker

used as an adjective to decsribe someone or somthing that has pissed you off
That dumb cocksucker wouldant know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart
by ldye1990 September 25, 2008
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cocksucker's reward

A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
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Cocksucker

Cocksucker 1:Someone who sucks cock
2: An insult to someone.


Also see homo fag yourmom motherfucker
Ex: 1, Dude I saw the girl suck freds cock.
2, FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER
by Mikethemaddogg January 2, 2006
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cocksucker

A cocksucker is a guy who likes the act of putting another dude's dick in his mouth and sucking a cumgasm out of his throbbing cock.
Matt calls me a cocksucker just because I like to put his dick in my mouth and suck a cumgasm out!
by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021
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