chompalompalus

A very sweet housewife, provider of many, great cook, great cleaner,amazing singer, and good poetical look of life

Jamie is the first and original chompalompalus

by Hb28 June 17, 2017

Clampering

The sound a dogs nails make on wood, tile or other hard surfaces.

I heard the dog clampering around the house.

by Dead Squirrel June 17, 2018

clampungus

a fucking retarded simp who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

(bro 1) i hear Jerry's a clampungus , we're gonna need to put him down.

by DM2724 May 7, 2020

Clamped raw

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

sandwich clamps

A set of clamping mechanisms made of flesh and bone.

What tool do I use to remove this component? Use your "Sandwich Clamps" and pull it out.

by anonymous0666 January 11, 2008

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009

Nip Chomper

A person who bites excessively on a female's breasts.

Damn that Nip Chomper bit the fuck out of that slore's tits!

by DartSorter1322972 December 7, 2010