clocktopus

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.

"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."

by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007

clocked

To be called out on what you're trying to hide.

Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock

by Parker Day January 11, 2009

save the clocktower

a phrase that is used to cock block; it is either exclaimed out loud or said behind the back of the one being cock-blocked; in reference to the scene in Back to the Future

Bill: Check it out! Andy and Katy are really going at it.

John: SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER!

by punkrovkr827 March 23, 2010

Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

by Adrik Ashburn July 10, 2023

davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006

clocked

The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.

The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015