Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 09, 2004

Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot July 31, 2010

Chode

Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."

Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!

by ADEEZY February 18, 2014

Chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)

Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

by SynchronisedFucktards April 17, 2007

Chode

Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

by ummnonymous February 08, 2010

Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pìmp January 11, 2014

Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 06, 2011