shit-conference

Anytime Donald J Trump stands before the press, either with or without a microphone, to take or answer questions.

Did you hear the lies Trump told during that shit-conference on the South Lawn today before the boarded Marine One.

by MpeachMint February 15, 2019

crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

Conference call

When you're on the phone with coworker, friend, family and you're getting an unbelievable BJ

When you place your business partners on speaker and screw some chick on your desk

I got a call from my mom and my girl gave me a conference call.

I was having the most boring phone meeting when Jenny came in, I put the phone on speaker and drilled her on my desk.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008