Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Chimped

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.

"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"

by magigs October 9, 2008

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

bubbles the chimp

Bubbles is a chimpanzee that gained fame in the mid eighties after being adopted by Michael Jackson. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die, but was sent to a ranch when he became too aggressive.

Bubbles the chimp's personnal style defined an era.

by Kuato the Freedom Fighter January 6, 2009

go chimp

To dish out a beatdown. To have the adrenaline kick in and crack skulls, just destroy someone physically with the drug-fueled rage of Amanda Knox. I mean bust that *ss! Rearrange faces like they used to say back in the day.

Elin Nordegren couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to go chimp on Tiger.

My meth addict aunt looks like someone went chimp on her once upon a time.

by Kuahmel December 10, 2009

bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.

Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.

by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009