bumper stickers 

A fast dog running after a slow car.

Fido ran after a Fiat. Now he is a bumper sticker.

bumper stickers by george stephans October 21, 2004

Bumper Ketchup 

When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.

Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...

Bumper Ketchup by Exce$$ May 16, 2008

Bumper Slide

When two people are opposite eachother and run in a forward motion sliding on their socked feet until collision.

Last night, My roommate and I were so bored we made up a new game called bumper slide. EXTREME

Play at your own risk and with your own socks.

Bumper Slide by BASH2509 December 15, 2009

bumper skrumper 

someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass

you're such a bumper skrumper fam

bumper skrumper by the man joshy' January 30, 2019

Bumper Sticker 

one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.

all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.

me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"

Bumper Sticker by victoria-smickmoria August 19, 2008

Bumper Jumper 

Another term for a golddigger. A woman who judges men by their ride, often jumping up the scale from Civics, to Accords, to Lexus, BMW , Mercedes and Audi. Said women are young attractive, and usually frequent or work at trendy bars, clubs or resteraunts.

Dude, forget about her. She's a bumper jumper, and you drive a Dodge Neon.

Bumper Jumper by Arcticcat January 17, 2009

bumper pool 

When you run your cock between a girl's fine-ass titties.

''Let's play some bumper pool, baby!''

bumper pool by Hootie McBoob August 14, 2003