fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

beastocity

the level of beast that something is.

The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100.

by splooge_11 June 7, 2005

blastijass

blasted your ass

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka

by broblaster January 9, 2009

Blasties

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines

We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days

by LV2398 August 12, 2012

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

jefferson blast

A Jefferson Blast is when you holler out the sounds HE-HE, HEE, Jikjamona!, Jahmone, or Jikjahbnah! This is derived from South Park's The Jeffersons in which they do a parody of Michael Jackson.

Bob- Have you been up my wishing tree...
john-wait for it...
Bob-JIKJAMONA!!!
john- that was a big jefferson blast

by poopy butt December 6, 2015