astro

a person who deserves a whole world. they make every second of your life worth. if you'll ever become friends with astro never let them go. they do more than enough just by breathing and just one conversation and you are in love with them. their every word is so angelic and it'll mean world to you. they deserve every piece of happiness, they are the most amazing person i've ever met and if you'll ever get to know them, ik you'll agree.

person 1: hey i heard you know Astro. what do you think about them?
person 2: they're very amazing and special. i love them so much and i will always love them forever.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.

Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.

by idontkincartman January 16, 2022

Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

Astro

Astro is an amazing person. They're smart, cute and such a great friend. They are also very pretty and they have beautiful eyes. Astro is a gamer and enjoys playing gun games and they watch horror stuff. Everyone should have a friend named Astro because it's a great experience being friend with one.

person 1: do you know any people named Astro?
person 2: yes, i do! they're an amazing friend.

by lmaoland September 3, 2021

Astro Loves Cats

A Common Slur In the popular chatting app 'Discord'

Astro Loves Cats

by AstroLive September 4, 2022

Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)

The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!

by CJP64 February 20, 2024

.astro._1

.astro._1 aka my fav mutual on tiktok.i love them so much, they are also pretty funny ig🙄thanks for carrying me in genshin and being one of my coolest friend<33 arigato uwu

gyere jatszani .astro._1 rage

by fischlmain June 30, 2021