up the highway not across the street

a form of suicide....cutting your wrists, the correct way to cut is up the arm, rather than across the wrist. UP the highway, up the wrist, ACROSS the street, across the wrist

if you want a good suicide result, go up the highway not across the street

by iwentbothways June 1, 2006

goat acronym

Greatest

Of

All

Time

I am the goat When it comes to rap.
I am the goat acronymwhen it comes to rap.

by Morgan_jones June 4, 2016

across the pond

Used in reference to Europe, Old Country.

He flew across the pond to find out whether chicks there are really so hot. And yep, they were.

by necrotism May 26, 2006

M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor

M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.

Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.

Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.

"Bro you're such a M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor I wish we had you in the 1940's"

by Kevin Dibble's Mom April 10, 2009

U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 April 16, 2006

acrotophiliac

Someone who is sexually attracted to the stumps of amputees OR someone who "gets off" daydreaming about their own amputations.

After Jenny was in a horrible carwreck and became a paraplegic, she attatraced all sorts of weirdos including acrotophiliacs who were all about humping the stump.

by KMP organizer December 20, 2006

acronymophobia

An irrational fear of acronyms.

John: We are implementing a TQM program.
Lucinda: Runs from the room screaming, No, No!!!
John: What the hell was that about?
Emily: She suffers from acronymophobia.

by bairdw March 14, 2008