major league asshole

major league asshole one who is not only an asshole but has the qualification of being an absolute asshole

George w bush used the phrase during his first campaign for president there's Adam Clymer major league asshole from the new york times

by littlejimmie November 17, 2019

5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.

Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.

My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.

by Da wife February 21, 2014

Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.

Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007

Ashlee Simpson

From a recent interview in "Lucky" magazine:

"I'm totally against it and offended by it," Simpson told Lucky magazine. "I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."

Can we quote you on that, Ashlee?

What's next, an "accidentally leaked" Internet sex tape?

Ashlee (and Jessica) went to the Milli Vanilli School of Music Performance.

by A friend of a friend...who knows about Jessica October 25, 2004