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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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U.K Cheese

Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese

Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right

Yea, I know
by AnonymousMarowak2817 April 4, 2020
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Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese
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cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.
I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”
by john56boy March 25, 2023
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Cheese Turtle

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
by SouLLesS April 26, 2015
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break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.
Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!
by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018
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Dick cheese

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 15, 2009
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