Slongsitaint

A word used to let a person know without a doubt that one of two things will happen in a situation. Mostly used by people who invent words and run word phrases together.

"I don't care what you cook, slongsitaint dis!"

by Mikmilli January 13, 2018

SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.

SpongeBob is yellow

by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018

Slouge

holding in a fart after someone cums in your ass

Kristina: i need to go to the bathroom so i don’t have to slouge anymore

by Kaitlin Cantina February 11, 2018

Slange nr 1

Meaning "Snake nr 1".

Norwgian slang word for that friend who deliberately endeavors in snake-like acitvities. This phrase is applicable on people who does not show up on agreed time, or change mind at the very last minute while it is too late for the friend to turn back.

Friend1: Bro, hvorfor har du ikke bestilt kebab ennå? Jeg har allerede fått jo!
Friend2: Jeg skal ikke ha kebab allikevel. Må passe på dietten.
Friend1: Slange nr 1!

English:
Friend1: Bro, why haven't you ordered your kebab yet: I've gotten mine already.
Friend2: I think I'll skip it. Gotta watch my diet.
Friend1: Slange nr 1!

by dronningenskebab May 15, 2018

Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018

spongebob

that little square dude that say ripped my pants

ï ripped my pants¨ says spongebob

by ameriaisabitch June 8, 2018

Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)

Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room”

by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018