alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

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When you are doing it doggie style, pull out, cum in your hand then slap her in the face.

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Last night I was banging your mom and she asked me to give her a Cincinnati Clam.

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When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.

Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!

Frosted clam by Clamer October 20, 2016

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When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.

Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!

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A really miserable,grumpy,angry looking face

John..hey,look at that fit bird over there! George..are you messing?She's got a face like a busted clam!

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Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

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