Super Jesus 

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.

Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!

Super Jesus by Lilgurl July 20, 2010

Super Senior

A Senior from the previous school year that should be a freshmen in college or sticking around the town in which their parents reside in. Usually hangs out with High Schoolers or has a High School girlfriend and hangs out her with everyday.

Me: "Damn is that Kyle? He graduated like three years... He went to Community College and dropped out."

Friend: "Yeah man he's such a Super Senior."

Super Senior by chillinbrah August 24, 2011

super straight 

A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.

"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."

super straight by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021

Super Sex 

When having intercourse with a super hero. In most cases, Superman because we all know he sleeps around behind Lois' back.

Or sleeping with a prostitute who has slept with a super hero (Superman)

It's rare, but when sleeping with a Super Hooker, you may contract a SSTD (Super Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Broseph: "Dude... I slept with this hooker last night and I think I've got crabs... Thing is though, they were the size of a koala and trying to kill me..."

Broski: "Sounds like a SSTD brah... You probably had Super Sex..."

Super Sex by RachelShmee November 12, 2011

Super straight 

Super straight isn’t a sexuality and is a term used for transphobic people to be transphobic. If you identify yourself as “super straight” you officially a dumb ass

“ I’m Super straight so I only date REAL women”🤓
“ No Ethan your just transphobic get a job”

Super straight by Shigarakis husband duh June 4, 2021

super cut 

When a girl's pubic hair looks like an afro.

"Shit girl... You got one hell of a super cut."
"Dude, I was doing this girl last night right, but man I had hair going up my nose coz the bitch had a super cut."

super cut by Doug Reanal May 28, 2008

Super Kids 

Otherwise normal Children that are born with adult sized genitalia which continue to grow with the child into Super Genitalia.

Ron Jeremy and Jim Norton were Super Kids!

Super Kids by OandA Fan February 11, 2008