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An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!
by Lilgurl July 19, 2010
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