in the bedroom

a phrase you say after reading your fortune cookie out loud.

Mom: Honey what does your fortune cookie say?
Jimmy: "Your future looks bright and prosperous... in the bedroom"
Mom: We are never coming to this Chinese restaurant again!!! Thats terrible!!!!

by the next year will be full of joy and laughter...in the bedroom May 10, 2007

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put her in the buck

To have sex with a woman while she is flat on her back, legs in the air.

"It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class,
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters.
It increases the intensity of a fuck,
Legs up high, known as the buck."
- 2 Live Crew, "Put Her in the Buck"

by Dee-O April 30, 2008

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The Boyz

So The Boys with a S is a group of males but The Boyz with a Z is a South korean Kpop boygroup that consists of 11 Scrumptious Men, they are very good looking and super talented you should definitely stan

“Who’s your bias is The Boyz?”

“Mines Kevin Hbu?”

“Mines Juyeon!”

by daddyissuess September 4, 2020

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take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.

Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."

by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

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Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

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bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

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