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The Black Dahlia Murder 

Named for the infamous 1947 slaying of 22-year-old Elizabeth Short, aka the Black Dahlia, sounds like they should live in Scandinavia, whence originates much of the frenetic brand of death and black metal that inspires them. Formed in January 2001, the group followed their six-song What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse demo with the four-track A Cold-Blooded Epitaph EP, which was released on their own Lovelost Records. With a number of acclaimed concerts appearances like the Milwaukee Metal Fest already under their belts, the group then signed with Metal Blade in 2003 and were soon recording their debut album, Unhallowed. 2005's Miasma and 2007's Nocturnal kept death metal as the group's foundation, though the band began exhibiting an increasingly melodic streak that came to fruition on 2009's brutal, but majestic Deflorate.
The Black Dahlia Murder is such a well-balanced brutal band. I saw them live and went nuts when this bad-ass gorilla started running around the stage during Statutory Ape
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in the bedroom 

a phrase you say after reading your fortune cookie out loud.
Mom: Honey what does your fortune cookie say?
Jimmy: "Your future looks bright and prosperous... in the bedroom"
Mom: We are never coming to this Chinese restaurant again!!! Thats terrible!!!!

put her in the buck 

To have sex with a woman while she is flat on her back, legs in the air.
"It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class,
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters.
It increases the intensity of a fuck,
Legs up high, known as the buck."
- 2 Live Crew, "Put Her in the Buck"
put her in the buck by Dee-O April 30, 2008

The Boyz 

So The Boys with a S is a group of males but The Boyz with a Z is a South korean Kpop boygroup that consists of 11 Scrumptious Men, they are very good looking and super talented you should definitely stan
“Who’s your bias is The Boyz?”

Mines Kevin Hbu?”

“Mines Juyeon!”
The Boyz by daddyissuess September 4, 2020

take the beej 

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."
take the beej by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

Soaking the Broccoli 

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

bash the back doors in 

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.
Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it
bash the back doors in by The Spike February 22, 2007