The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
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Get the Mountain Men mug.Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
Get the Mountain with Wings mug.A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
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“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
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Get the Snowy mountains mug.While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
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