Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 10, 2023

Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 15, 2022

Twatty honker

Someone who has road rage that looks like they just pulled out of the trailer park, putting on mascara and on the phone.

This chick earlier was flipping me off when I clearly used my blinker, what a twatty honker

by Mbop June 24, 2019