Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025

Failex

Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.

Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

Fail-fi

A Wi-Fi network that instantly fails when you connect to it.

My bro just rages all because of his house's fail-fi

by EF2020 February 2, 2026

failever

Someone who constantly and consistently fails at a task or goal; meaning to fail forever.

You cannot put me on a punishment without paying me, you will failever.

by Quilled1 February 15, 2025

Failed Facial

When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.

I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.

by night_lis April 3, 2025

Failed

No you don't want to have to admit that I'm better than you and that fucking retard and now you are lying by ommission to keep me from getting what is rightfully mine.

Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

Failed

You got a bunch of kids murdered Megyn you need to shut the fuck up. "Still hot enough to get it."

Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2025