failever

Someone who constantly and consistently fails at a task or goal; meaning to fail forever.

You cannot put me on a punishment without paying me, you will failever.

failever by Quilled1 February 15, 2025

failover

Describes something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"My god," exclaimed Redders, "I've had a complete and utter failover!"

The 'over' part can be preceded by any word relating to the situation eg "beerover" (spilling of alchohol), "birdover" (woman trouble) or "leanover" (actually that's completely different.

failover by Burtover September 26, 2003

Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

Failover test by Friends Show July 15, 2025