ass spelunker

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002

My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

your ass

A term used in St. Louis, Missouri to mean "You are wrong" or "no way that can be true".

Statement: Pauley Shore is the toughest dude in Hollywood...Reply: "Your Ass"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to knock you out!" Reply: "Your Ass"

by c81118c September 13, 2005

ass butter

The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.

I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.

by Lenny Rowan October 11, 2004

Ass Soda

A specific type of diarrhea that is primarily liquid and makes a violent escape. Not unlike when you shake up a can of soda, then open it up, spraying liquid everywhere.

Jen couldn't come to work yesterday 'cause she had ass soda.

by Jadex February 20, 2007

bust ass

To work really hard on something.

Dude, you'd better bust ass if you wanna finish that on time!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009