lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

by Snailzy April 14, 2023

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe July 29, 2008

THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends

As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers

by Paulie croosh July 12, 2007