hammertime

When F1 driver Lewis Hamilton drives as fast as he can.

"Okay Lewis, your rival has pitted - it's hammertime!"

hammertime by oderalon February 1, 2020

hammerclaw 

A form of the dfmo that was made famous on The Pit's dancefloor.

Ritza totally hammerclawed that girl last night! Too bad she wasn't having any of it!

hammerclaw by misttterX December 22, 2008

Hammence

1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)

2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.

3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.

"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"

"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."

"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."

Hammence by M-Russ March 4, 2009

Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

Cock Hamper by Xeropoint December 24, 2011

Uncle Hummer 

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

Uncle Hummer by MidniteMae September 25, 2023

Halt! Hammerzeit! 

One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.

"Stop! Hammertime!"

in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Hammerzeit!"

Halt! Hammerzeit! by Liam Maloney December 9, 2007

Fresh from the hamper 

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

Fresh from the hamper by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011