Hammence

1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)

2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.

3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.

"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"

"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."

"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."

Hammence by M-Russ March 4, 2009

hammance 

Derived from the word hammered; to be in a state of exceptional drunkenness.

Hey Daryl, care for a hammance?

hammance by alalalalal July 22, 2008

hummence 

A random word you just make up cause you were stupid and couldn't spell "humm" correctly , while your horny cat sits on your lap begging for your attention.

Fuck hummence me

hummence by Smart cookie 2455 December 1, 2021

Cole Hamence 

Deep set Blue eyes, 3 shades of blonde and white priveledged type of guy.

Asshole type of sense of humour, but honestly it's hilarious don't lie to yourself.

The type of person to disregard his feelings in order to make you happy. Cole is not the nice guy who gets friendzoned, he's the guy girls drool over because he isn't just uncontrollably good looking, he is such a sweetheart.

He isn't the type of person you want to lose, so cherish these moments you have with him. You won't come by a person like him again, Cole Hamence.

Cole Hamence the guy who can fake a smile better than Kylie Jenner can fake her scandals just so you will have a peace of mind. The guy who can run from out of town for over an hour for you. The guy whose arms can make you feel a sense of safety, a sense of home.

He's incredible.

And honestly? I'm so in love it's not funny.

Is Cole Hamence actually at school for once?

Cole Hamence by colgatex March 3, 2019