Dick waffle 

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

Dick waffle by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019

Minnesota Waffle Stomp 

The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.

I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~

Minnesota Waffle Stomp by Dovebone February 8, 2021

dick toasted waffle 

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.

"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"

dick toasted waffle by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015

Burnt The Waffle 

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

Burnt The Waffle by pt21 June 20, 2016

Cleavland hot waffle 

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

Cleavland hot waffle by David Vine August 7, 2020

poo waffle 

a term not so endearing to place upon a disliked person who may be acting infavourably toward you.

man i want to kick his ass, that guy's being such a poo waffle

poo waffle by brianna July 20, 2004

twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc

tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.

twat waffle by alex" January 15, 2008