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hung like your mom 

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.
Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"
hung like your mom by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

Took your mom to the toilet! 

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!

go fuck your mom 

something you would say to give a low blow indirectly towards the fucker that pissed you off to piss him off even more
faggot: hey cutie, you gotta nice ass
straight guy: go fuck your mom since that's the only pussy that'll ever have you, you queer bitch!

notify your mom 

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.
I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.
notify your mom by Joe Mama October 14, 2004

stalkin your mom 

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car
Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours
stalkin your mom by Benetar January 3, 2014

i had fun with your mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff