Ghost Simp

A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.

friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜

by Polarpad370 March 29, 2021

wanda_.simp

A Wanda Stan who loves Elizabeth Olsen over any other actor, someone who post looking around videos of the avengers with nicki Minaj only music playing in the back ground. A person who like to do clap back edits on Wanda antis- ps they are married to Wanda maximoff and Elizabeth Olsen

My favorite wanda Stan is wanda_.simp

by Elena._23 September 18, 2021

Simp-Wage

The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)

"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"

by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020

sugar simp

A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.

"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."

".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"

by LxiG May 28, 2021

izuku simp

it's aki she simps him so much more then she can

omg look there's aki the izuku simp!

by akiiiii April 21, 2020

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

No Simp Summer

No Simp Summer (start's June 1st) is Like No Nut November but instead, you cannot simp for anyone, no celebrities not even your GF stay strong soldiers

Man 1: Bro have you seen this new ash kaash post...her ass was out and allat bro

Man 2: Nah i unfollowed her for no simp summer

by 333LOOZER333 June 3, 2021