PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!

Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!

by IHATEPETA March 19, 2022

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Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.

Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.

by imakefunofmyfriends December 10, 2021

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Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5

Willy is such an eren simp!

by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022

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gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER

How have you seen that gillespie simp today?

by ggeats January 1, 2021

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A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021

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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

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