Knøjet (Jutland saying)

A mix between being "fucked" and "bend over"

My gay boyfriend knøjet (Jutland saying) me in the ass yesterday

by Jutland Lover June 1, 2022

two finga stinga

Getting 2 fingers rudely shoved up your ass while getting blown.

I was getting an awesome BJ when she hit me with the two finga stinga!

by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022

You Were Saying?

When you are telling a story while completely baked and forget mid story what you were talking about. You can simply say "You were saying?" which let's your friend know they can either remind you where you were, or they can start a new story with no worries.

Then MJ was like Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like........You were saying?

by anonymous August 29, 2022

So what you’re saying is...

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”

Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

Fucken aye stingray

Commonly used in New Zealand, used when you are happy about a situation you have just been told

Person 1: Yo bro some absolute 10s want to link up with us!!

Person 2: FUCKEN AYE STINGRAY!!

by 2sukamukmcguck April 11, 2023

The Bee Sting

When a man goes on all fours and tucks his dick back to get sucked (oral sex).

“Hey Martha, let’s go to our bedroom so I can give you The Bee Sting.”

by drod0415 June 24, 2023

red hot stinger

(Noun)The reverse of a the shocker. Leaves the prolapse red and inflammatory, resembling the stinging organ of the North American Red Wasp.

Josh: Did you hear about the new product at the Vegas brothel called The Red Hot Stinger? I have heard it's the best $50 you can spend!

by OldGregFool July 27, 2023