festus

Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.

by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008

Fester

Brittish Slang term for a european Ford Fiesta.

Awesome big bore pipe on that Fester.

by Nick December 6, 2004

fester

multiuse-
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock

v: to be annoying, irritating

A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'

by katieishere May 9, 2005

Festibues

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

by Whatboy February 12, 2006

festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007