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Failer

A "fake" movie trailer that sucks so bad that it fails on every level and should never have been made.
Man, did you see that video on YouTube that tried to convince us that there was a new movie coming out that had the Brady Bunch kids as Starfleet officers on the bridge of the Enterprise for the latest Star Trek movie? WTF, what a failer.
by Scooter McPooter May 6, 2024
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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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failboss

When being a girlboss goes south and becomes an impressive failure
Did you hear about that girl? She started the girlfight but hurt herself. She really failbossed there.
by burnerphone#17 December 7, 2024
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Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.
"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."
by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025
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Failex

Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.

Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026
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Fail-fi

A Wi-Fi network that instantly fails when you connect to it.
My bro just rages all because of his house's fail-fi
by EF2020 February 2, 2026
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failever

Someone who constantly and consistently fails at a task or goal; meaning to fail forever.
You cannot put me on a punishment without paying me, you will failever.
by Quilled1 February 15, 2025
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