dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

dick-loesch by Rickman January 28, 2007

Dick Down December 

Its when girls have to get dick down at least one time through out December, until 12.00 January 1st

Him: its Dick Down December so what u tryna get in to
Her: Oshit i almost forgot

Dick Down December by Carlos1026 November 11, 2018

Dick Appointment 

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick-shit 

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

Dick-shit by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

Dick Cheney 

A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.

I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.

Dick Cheney by Finney July 3, 2003

Dick Jockey 

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.

Collin Farnsworth

Dick Jockey by Anonymous October 20, 2003

dick for cheese 

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

dick for cheese by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006